So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
I’ve been hiding under a white sheet in the Swiss alps for two months waiting to call shaun white a wanker as he snowboards past me
add me on skype so i can stare at ur contact and not talk to u
Snapchatting with bri.
Bri: video or a weird noise.
Me: video of a goat noise
My mom just said” better not be sending sex pictures with bri”
Jennifer Lawrence for Instyle Magazine (December 2013)
THUR & MULUKITH
The saddest tweet.
Im gonna rent and not return it
Just a friendly reminder that animals will FUCKING KILL YOU given the chance.
except the manatee. the manatee just wanted to say hi